HAHAHA GUESS WHAT SCIENTISTS JUST FOUND A PLANET THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO EXIST AND THEY CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW IT WAS FORMED FUNNY HOW IT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER THE 50TH
for fucks sake the image is even colored like gallifrey
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
MY FAVOURITE THING
I heard the voices and tones in my head while reading this.
This was my ringtone for the longest time
YES I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE
#i love watching Marvel movies in theaters#because those of us in the know see Stan Lee on screen#and we’re all just like#OMG HAHAHA STAN LEE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN#and laughing our asses off#and everyone else in the theater just looks around like#what the fuck that wasn’t even that funny#why are all these people laughing at a random old man?
As the use of paratroops was increasing during the Malaya confrontation in the 1950’s, a British colonel asked the leader of a platoon of Gurkha if they would be prepared to jump from a C130.
Somewhat to the colonel’s surprise, the Gurkha sergeant requested a day to talk it over with his men.
The next day, the Gurkha duly reported that they would do it, but only over marshy ground with the aicraft flying at no more than 100ft.
'But at a hundred feet the parachutes wouldn't work,' the colonel explained.
The Gurkha replied, ‘Parachutes? No-one mentioned parachutes!’
"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or is a Gurkha."
Glad they’re on our side.